1. You forgot one of my favorites - "Now imagine a beowulf cluster of these..."
     posted by Mark Eichin at 06:20:38 PM on January 26, 2004  
2. ^_^ You're right. I'll add it.
     posted by Hans at 07:11:15 PM on January 26, 2004  
3. There's always
   
   "In Soviet Russia, the " + topic + " discusses you!"
     posted by Graham at 06:37:38 AM on January 27, 2004  
4. How about:
   "Python sucks! Use Perl."
   
   
     posted by Mike Hostetler at 08:50:12 AM on January 27, 2004